Dive into a world of despair with our Puzzler.500 series! 

Product features include:
- Existential panic
- Skin-ripping anxiety
- Perpetual maddening
- Societal dissonance
- Glossy finish for a polished look

Whether you're puzzling with friends, family, or just killing the time before the self- instead of putting your life together, try a Puzzler instead!